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Death to All Cheerleaders : One Adolescent Journalists Cheerful Diatribe Against Teenage Plasticity Marty Beckerman

Death to All Cheerleaders : One Adolescent Journalists Cheerful Diatribe Against Teenage Plasticity

Marty Beckerman

Published September 6th 2000
ISBN : 9780970062901
Paperback
200 pages
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 About the Book 

Adolescent culture in America has degenerated to an all-time low. Ficklepretensions, capricious brand name loyalties and plain old idiocy areinfesting high schools throughout the nation more now than ever before.But 17-year-old Alaskan humorist MartyMoreAdolescent culture in America has degenerated to an all-time low. Ficklepretensions, capricious brand name loyalties and plain old idiocy areinfesting high schools throughout the nation more now than ever before.But 17-year-old Alaskan humorist Marty Beckerman has risen like a phoenixfrom the sordid ashes of his generation. Utilizing a vicious wit andincredible gift for the heartless ridicule of others, Beckerman shows inDeath to All Cheerleaders just how much greater the World might be if wewere to simply get rid of all its worthless people.ABOUT THE AUTHOR:Marty Beckerman is a teenage humorist living in tropical Anchorage, Alaska.His award-winning columns appeared between 1998 and 2000 in The AnchorageDaily News, Alaskas largest newspaper. It should be noted that Beckermanwas forever banished from the Anchorage Daily News after asking acheerleader how it feels to be a urine stain on the toilet seat ofAmerica -- a question, as it turns out, neither the cheerleader norBeckermans editor found particularly amusing.